Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? No food, but great atmosphere.
Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter
How do you know if you’re in love? They steal a pizza your heart.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weirDOUGH.
Why do the French like to eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka
Ever notice that when you serve someone a cold cup of coffee, it makes them boiling mad?
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They’re great at the plate
Why aren’t burgers good at basketball? Too many turnovers
Who are hamburger’s favorite people? Vegetarians
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